What Zero Hoots DOESN’T mean

What’s going on hootless stallions,

When I rock my hootless gear, a lot of people stop me in my path. I love it. The logo is somewhat provocative. What do you have against owls?? Nothing. What does it mean? I’ve never been questioned so much from wearing a shirt or hat. At the end of the day, no one can put a finger on an actual definition, but I can tell you what it doesn’t mean.

Zero Hoots does not mean you don’t give a single f*ck about anything or anyone in the world. That would make you an incredibly shitty person.

Growing up with 3pac and after talking to the ZHG, the journey to hootlessness involves understanding when and where to give the right kind of hoots. Also, there is no black and white definition of what it means to be “hootless”. Being “hootless” means something different to every individual. Have you ever given hoots about your mom? I sure have, but unless your mom abandoned you when you were 4 and left you in a alley to be raised by a homeless crack head, maybe it’s time to re-evaluate. It is possible that because we give a hoot about our mom’s authority, we feel empowered to not give a hoot? I dunno. It’s hard to say, but when I was younger and didn’t give a hoot about rules in the household and what my parents wanted me to do, I was probably giving a hoot deep down. I was probably being the biggest hoot giver in America. I decided to not give a hoot about my parents lessons because i GAVE A HOOT about how my life compared to the rich kids at my high school. That was the worst part. I didn’t give a hoot BECAUSE I actually gave the most hoots in the world!! Don’t fall into that trap.

Some people give zero hoots because they actually give the most hoots. Understand the root of the hoot.

Why don’t you give a hoot about school? Is it because you give a hoot about the bully that calls you names every Wednesday lunch? If you stopped giving a hoot about that bully, would school be alright? It’s time to dig deep folks. Take a second to ask why you don’t give zero hoots.

Funny story. I work at an amazing company, but like anywhere in the world, hoots fly around from time to time. We wear Zero Hoots apparel every Thursday (#hootlessjueves). Mind you, this is a 1000 person corporate company. Though we are pretty laid back and can wear jeans whenever we want, it is always interesting when the executives see a bunch of employees rocking shirts that say “Zero Hoots” on them. As you can imagine, they start to think their employees don’t give a single f*ck about anything and aren’t working hard. Just recently, one of the senior managers was wearin a zero hoots shirt on Thursday. An executive walked by and said “Hey *****, good to know you don’t give a hoot about anything around here!” Obviously, this exec hadn’t been blessed by the message and knowledge of zero hoots and fell into the trap of a lot of others, thinking that “Zero Hoots” means not giving a single f about anything. Thankfully we had a level 9 hootless warrior in the building. **** replied with. “No, it’s not that I don’t give a hoot about work, I don’t give a hoot about all unimportant aspects of work. Also, I can deflect the trouts.” Well that last sentence was never actually said, but I hope you get the point.

Moral of the story is being hootless does NOT mean you don’t care about the important things, like working hard, living a life full of love and gratitude or getting those fresh eggs from the corner bakery every morning. It just means you are able to distinguish between the things worth giving a hoot about and the things that are beat and not worth your time and energy.



Zero Hoots – Always We Begin Again (RIP 3PAC)

What’s good Zero Hoots Gang,

In honor of my brother 3pac, aka the Silverback aka the Chedda Daddy aka the Hootless Warrior, the youtube channel is beginning again. Since 3pac has transcended to the next dimension, we must evolve and transform on our quest to hootlessness. We are going to continue 3pac’s legacy by starting from the beginning and uploading the first songs and videos he ever created. It is inspiring to see how his artistic style evolved through time and how he persistently worked on his craft to become “The Beast in the Booth”. Though 3pac has physically left us, his message to give “Zero Hoots” will carry on and continue to empower the ZHG. In addition to unreleased 3pac tracks, we may also use this channel as a platform to showcase the ZHG. Thank you for following and being a part of the journey. Stay hootless son. Peace son.

Damn it Feels Good to be Hootless – by Sling Ping Melendez

What does it mean to give zero hoots?

Be yourself, son. Don’t pay attention to the trouts, son. The first time I heard 3Pac was when I got home after giving too many hoots at work. I walked upstairs and found my best friend, Goose, lying on the floor watching the YouTube video “AINT STOPPIN (BEAST MODE ACTIVATED). He says, “Dude, you gotta see this.” 90 seconds into the song and I was free of all hoots — I was healed son.

I’d like to preface the rest of this story with my initial concern — was I out of the ZHG for not knowing 3Pac before he passed? As you could imagine, I felt that there would be some resistance from those who knew 3. I told Willie J about this concern. I was stoked when he supported my vision of being an advocate for future hootless warriors who embody 3Pac’s mantra.

Before I got blessed by the Ancient Silverback on Youtube, I was beatsquat. I’d wake up at 4am for work feeling sorry for myself, giving a hoot everyday, letting the little things get to me; all while losing touch with friends, loved ones, and myself. This included poor health and wanting to be alone all the time. The new role I settled in demanded a lot from me — both physically and mentally. I was struggling with rigorous east-coast hours and a lack of any work-life balance. I very easily lost sight of what mattered — living your life by your own standards, not anyone else’s.

For example — there was a day I remember being especially beat. I was living in a world where I thought my place of work owed me more recognition for the work I was doing. In my eyes, I was sacrificing more than anyone. I had a certain account I was chasing forever. I was going to extremes getting in at 4am for months trying to connect with a President of this company. I realized I called this guy more times this year than I did my mother, father, sister, and best friends COMBINED. I became too busy for those closest to me.

Before seeing 3Pac on Youtube, I would come home from work and sit on the couch not saying shit to anyone, living in a negative silence. No energy. No motivation to do anything. Watching everyone else living their lives on social media. What I failed to realize at the time was this: if you put zero in, you get zero out. This is especially true in your personal life.

Fast forward to the day I come home from work, hearing Goose cracking up by himself upstairs. We spent the next hour enjoying watching 3Pac give zero hoots in his music videos. We couldn’t get enough of it. That afternoon was different for once; yet very familiar. We were back to our normal selves, making fun of everything, having a good time, appreciating life again. We realized how lucky we were to live at Pico, in Santa Barbara, with loving families, loyal friends, our health, and a little chedda son. It’s funny how a couple good laughs cured us of our hoots. We spent the rest of the afternoon laughing at how beat we have been for the last few months.

One video in particular stood out to me: “DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE 3PAC”. I rewatched this again and again before I went to sleep; laughing watching 3Pac having fun, tearing up Chuck E. Cheese, rolling around in the grass, being himself. I saw a lot of myself in this video; and I think that’s what 3Pac does best. He’s a reflection of everyone’s hootless self. A kid at heart, but a beast in the booth son.

“Damn it feels good to be 3Pac,

All of my dreams came true,

Haters said I wouldn’t make it,

Now they’re really upset”

– 3Pac

Since being exposed to 3Pac and the ZHG, I’ve been happier, healthier, and hoot-free. I’ve learned that we were put on this Earth to act out of love, not hate. Whenever I feel myself giving a hoot, I think about my favorite 3Pac videos and feel better.

I cannot imagine how much happiness he brought his family, friends, teammates, chedda mommas, etc. Furthermore, how much sadness was felt when he left us. But, what I can speak to is the positive effect Ryan’s had on people after his passing — even those who didn’t know him. Like Willie J said, it’s up to us to send hootless energy into the universe to keep the legend alive.

“Maybe one day they’ll understand why I be doin all this,

But for now they don’t, but that’s okay

Cuz Im’a keep doin me

The voice of a new generation,

The youth is in my hands

Make the world a better place

With this music that I make,

Damn it feels good to be 3Pac”

– 3Pac

We’re all one under the sun, son,


Here’s the original video Damn it Feels Good to be 3pac

P.S. I’d like to thank Willie J and the rest of the ZHG for your support. Please share your stories of 3Pac so we can all enjoy them too.